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I am writing no-
thing, desperately trying
not to wake you up.
thing, desperately trying
not to wake you up.
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Re: lullaby
Wed, March 7, 2007 - 6:05 PMone sleeping technique
effective as anything:
Apply hammer there -
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Re: lullaby
Wed, March 7, 2007 - 6:40 PMAlas! I see no
hammer around. Only
useless computers.
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Re: lullaby
Wed, March 21, 2007 - 7:05 PMMake computer beep.
It's loud and obnoxious, and
it will wake you up.
If that doesn't work,
Use hammer on computer
Crash smash bang, no beep! -
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Re: lullaby
Wed, March 21, 2007 - 7:26 PMIt is always so:
either beep or bang, either
bang or beep like hell! -
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Re: lullaby
Wed, March 21, 2007 - 8:38 PMSome beeps are sexy
Enhance your banging pleasure
(More bang for the beep) -
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Re: lullaby
Wed, March 21, 2007 - 11:43 PMSure, but I would
prefer bees, wasps, hornets, and
bumblebees, of course.
As for beeps, they are
too mechanical, and WASPs
are too Christian.
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Re: lullaby
Thu, March 22, 2007 - 2:36 AMthere's a hornet's nest:
how Christian is too Christian?
just a dab'll do?
(speculating such
perhaps not wise at this hour--
might give me bad dreams)
where's that lullaby
that started off the thread here?
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Re: lullaby
Thu, March 22, 2007 - 12:06 PMAnything something
is too something, and even
nothing is too much;
I mean, too much for
authentic beeps and hammers,
lullabies and bangs.
(that lullaby is
now sung by bumblebees
in martian forests)
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Re: lullaby
Fri, March 23, 2007 - 11:37 PMIvan, you're so weird.
Martian haiku lullaby!
I think I like you. -
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Re: lullaby
Fri, March 23, 2007 - 11:51 PMThanks! I like you too,
but seldom I think even,
er, here on earth.
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Re: lullaby
Wed, March 28, 2007 - 5:50 PMgood lord! I turn my
back for just one minute and
my lil tribe wakes up -
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Re: lullaby
Wed, March 28, 2007 - 5:59 PMGood morning! So what
has awakened you? Hammers,
bumblebees or bangs?
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Re: lullaby
Thu, March 29, 2007 - 8:49 AMAwake at long last
better not nibble blow up dolls
strange things swirl inside
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Re: lullaby
Thu, March 29, 2007 - 10:07 PMoh you silly clown
you are the strangest swirly
imaginable -
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Re: lullaby
Fri, March 30, 2007 - 9:00 AMI am monkey now
A clown heart will always beat
rhythms of mouse love -
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Re: lullaby
Fri, March 30, 2007 - 10:55 PMoh! you flatter me
but don't you know that a mouse
only loves cookies?
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Re: lullaby
Sun, April 1, 2007 - 11:17 AMDon't go back to sleep,
Tribe baby. Wake up, it's Spring,
time to create verse. -
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Re: lullaby
Mon, April 2, 2007 - 9:14 AMits a real danger
to give a mouse a cookie
she'll want hover tank
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Re: lullaby
Tue, April 3, 2007 - 7:30 AMa hover tank eh?
i was unaware of these
time to talk to santa -
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A good plan
Sun, July 29, 2007 - 1:15 PMcrinkled winter notes
bearing fanciful wishes
to generous saints!
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Re: lullaby
Mon, July 30, 2007 - 10:09 AMOn this pleasant day,
the All Things Haiku Tribe posts.
Thank you for my smile. -
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Re: lullaby
Mon, July 30, 2007 - 10:50 PMhere comes another!
a smile is a healthy thing.
take two; they are small! -
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Re: lullaby
Tue, July 31, 2007 - 8:55 AMBushido teaches
to share, there is more than enough.
Please have one of mine. -
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Re: lullaby
Tue, July 31, 2007 - 7:33 PMUnless we join the
Smile Zealots Order, no smile
is preposterous.
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Re: lullaby
Wed, August 1, 2007 - 11:09 AMTo smile into sleep
content in a love's embrace
separate, no more -
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Re: lullaby
Wed, August 1, 2007 - 2:17 PMNo united we
Are with smiling cannibals
And lazy killers.
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Re: lullaby
Thu, August 2, 2007 - 10:19 PMeven lazier:
anorexic cannibals!
sweet dreams now, good night! -
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Re: lullaby
Fri, August 3, 2007 - 7:07 AMdid you hear the one about the cannibal that passed his brother in the forest?
sure, i know it's not a haiku, but it's funny
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Re: lullaby
Fri, August 3, 2007 - 9:18 PMPoor creatures full
of misery while happy
vegans overeat!
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By the way:
Fri, August 3, 2007 - 9:46 PMWhy vegetables?
Why human flesh? Haven’t we
tequila and rum?
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Re: lullaby
Fri, August 3, 2007 - 9:50 PMNo! no tequila,
no rum! From Dagestan I
have a bottle of cognac!
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Re: lullaby
Fri, August 3, 2007 - 9:52 PMYeah, cognac, few people
coming, Sivad Selim and
the valley spirit.
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Re: lullaby
Fri, August 3, 2007 - 10:00 PMAnd the only thing
that is troubling me now
is five-seven-five!
So stop; even haiku is unnatural in this world without the true way that can be named, but with russet liquid. -
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so fast
Sat, August 4, 2007 - 1:31 AMDear Buddha, or
are you Jesus? I am drunk,
Everyone’s asleep.
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Re: so fast
Sat, August 4, 2007 - 10:30 AMthere on the corner
a man rants and raves and cries
back away slowly -
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Re: so fast
Sat, August 4, 2007 - 10:49 PMBacking away doesn’t
help in dealing with tricks of
imagination.
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Re: so fast
Mon, August 6, 2007 - 9:17 AMMouse does know crazy
Are the meds wearing off now?
straight jacket hugs me
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