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Okay, so let's try a little exercise. I thought it would be fun to try and come up with haikus that are contrary. Something that disagrees with itself, with you, with everything, really. Things that make sense but would never, or should never, be said. I'll get the ball rolling.
I have a problem
I hate the person that wrote
This lousy haiku
I have a problem
I hate the person that wrote
This lousy haiku
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Re: Contrary haiku.
Sat, January 14, 2006 - 3:13 PMi hate the people
that hate the other people
i'm a phobophobe -
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Re: Contrary haiku.
Mon, January 16, 2006 - 4:41 AMa moebius strip
sometimes you're the ant on top
sometimes you're on the...
the barber shaves all
who don't shave themselves. so then,
who shaves the barber?
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Re: Contrary haiku.
Wed, January 25, 2006 - 6:17 PMHi folks, just came up with this one for my son, who was procrastinating via Haiku:
Haiku is not math
It requires no theorems
Go do your homework -
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Re: Contrary haiku.
Wed, January 25, 2006 - 6:20 PMDuring this process, he came up with this one (or stole it, I don't know):
Haikus are easy
Like the one I'm doing now
Count the syllables.
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Re: Contrary haiku.
Wed, January 25, 2006 - 6:18 PMAnother one, inspired by Cryptonomicon:
Modern Haiku, with
telecomunications
cannot say much else -
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Re: Contrary haiku.
Mon, February 13, 2006 - 9:04 PMExcellent!
Haiku and writing
Go hand in hand in hand but
My cat has no thumbs
Sounds like I'm drinking
But I'm only wasting time
Waiting for a drink
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